What NOT To Do!
by many contributors
When planning
to impress your wife on your wedding anniversary, try to avoid
certain gestures and concentrate on positive expressions that
illuminate your loving and unspoken feelings. Women are impressed
by the size of the thought (or lack of it) rather than the gift.
Before you
think about what to do for your wife, take a look at what not
to do on this special day. These are meant in fun for the totally clueless guy ;) Of course your wife may actually like some of these things (as was pointed out recently by one of our readers Hanne who enjoys action movies much more than her husband).
DO
NOT:
- Make her
an early morning cup of tea while forgetting whether she takes
sugar, milk, lemon or otherwise.
- Offer
to attend to the laundry, and then take it to your mother.
- Make
comments relating to what a wonderful cook your mother is.
- Give
her a cooking book, or any other book that remotely contains
any reference to words such as ‘housekeeping, budgeting,
diet or exercise’.
- Purchase
underwear or nightwear that is three sizes too small for her.
- Give
her silver when she prefers gold.
- Buy her
a year’s subscription to your favorite magazine.
- Buy her
a lawn mower. Although your intention may be to say you will
be mowing the lawn for her, this is the equivalent of her buying
you a new kitchen appliance.
- Buy her
a vacuum cleaner unless she specifically asked for one.
- Buy her revealing
lingerie if you know she hates it.
- Point
to her wedding dress and suggest she tries to squeeze into it
tonight.
- Forget
the flowers if you know she loves them.
- Plan
on taking her to the local ‘Bar-n-Brawl’ for celebratory
drinks.
- Plan
on taking her to the amateur fight night for a close and cultural
evening together.
- Take her to dinner, then an action movie,
and then go home to top it off with wrestling matches on TV. -- by Tina
- Take her to a dirt bike racetrack for the afternoon drinking beer and hanging out with your buddies. -- by Jackie
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